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i miss you Bijou

What happened to Bijou– Where did she go? i miss her comments, i miss her soul! What happened to Bijou, surely she’ll know, I miss you Bijou, surely you’ll show! To lovers and fans…

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why i hate white people from the suburbs

Rich people are favored by God I’m poor because I’m a piece of shit Beauty is in the eye of the beholder But damn are some people good to fuck… if God cared about my well being surely he would … Continue reading

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why im a vegan

She jumped on the city of man Expecting to find love in the country Only to realize Her judgment let her see Those factories are pretty awesome And so is modern industry So why all the hate She pondered as … Continue reading

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I Hate Liberals…

They said go to the suburbs You’ll be happy there Now we’re all white And there’s not a soul in town…   They said play monopoly Drink champagne Buy a new pair of lingerie Just the way your husband likes … Continue reading

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I Hear Ya

I hear ya I don’t care The love that unfolds Better prepare…   She’s a bitch and she knows it And still I want her…   Dedicated to Taylor Swift

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untitled ? | A Sporadic Stream

i am human you need to be love shut your mouth i need a twinkie as i gaze down from my watchtower hover above says that master of the earth the wind and the fire she sails now in a … Continue reading

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Battlestar One!

A stray cat out of the alley she punk rocks with Emily swayed with the hips of Shirley she says, “Yeah yeah yeah…”   Drifting, such a lovely species I’m stayed and she’s spaded and she says says says   “Wait, … Continue reading

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