Tag Archives: Poetry

Garfield Head

Not the mama Not the baby Not the Lynch But he’s still coming   Not the mama Not the baby But still he sits But he swears he’s coming With 2 x 4’s And nail in boards Not the mama … Continue reading

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Crusades

Uprooted today 20 bucks Free beer He sucked well I consented… Taking me in I let him Asking if I was okay He sucked well and I consented… A mustache A beard His lips pressed against mine He sucked well … Continue reading

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Picasso…

Brushed with tranquility, Grace your purse, While loving gently, You were to nurse…

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Temper my heart, oh silent one!

Temper my heart, oh silent one! And shatter my smile, My teeth they are crooked, My face your little while, While gentle you ride, Small you glide! Temper my heart, oh silent one! But please… Temper away…

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The Cliche Poet

Speaks in riddles Soft and young Who hands a candle To his so short tongue… With taste of de hyrdration and battle rum is he really going to sip me? Whiskey whiskey On my “blonde” south! Give him a new … Continue reading

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An Electrician’s Daughter…

she would make an electrician’s daughter and still she is mine– waiting for her– I die– Everytime, oh everytime– To broken rhythms and perfect rhymes –Michael with Taylor Swift

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Quentin learns to rhyme…

Flawed the destruction Obfuscated by blush She moans softly… Slip in pull out please repeat… Friends: Quite the imagination My heart doth sing So this is poetry? Quentin: Uh I guess– Rhyme! Michael: Bad time again… Q-Tar… Q: Uh, Rhyme! … Continue reading

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