Medlen: President and
Stefani Germanotta: CEO–grumpy face (leave me alone!)
Taylor Swift: VP
Selena Gomez: Secretary
Miley Cyrus: Treasurer
Now Mr. Oz (Spielberg)–sincerely a nice guy. just wants to have a good time. loves to spitball with all of you if He represents us (in future…).
Al Pacino: Ambassador to Hollywood
Dustin Hoffman: Just here to record it
Selena Gomez: Immigration ambasador with your friends Selena, Salma, Danny Trejo, and Robert Rodriguez
Quentin Tarantino: Just help write some cool shit.
Megyn Kelly: Investigative journalist that exposes what’s going on
Great for law too!
HRC: Great lawyer for advice.
Gloria Steinem: Loves to talk to me. Give her her own voice.
Chanel: My boss.
Cleveland Baptist: My church and pastor.
Unity has a good one too, just needs time.
Sophia Coppola: Please represent kids who need some perspective
Tove Lo: Michael’s secretary.
Taylor Swift: Vice President
Miley: Talk to people Michael doesn’t like
Seth: That’s totally me. Not out of the closet tho. Still enjoying the shade…
Really tho, can I be treasurer: Sure!
Awesome. As Treasurer, Mr. Seth McFarlane will now make this private company go public and give up all shares to the public of the world with a guarantee that Michael and Michael alone has full ownership and editing rights. We will now change some roles.
Mila: Please don’t pray for that again… (He asked to have every women in his head at once)