Mrs. Swift is never horny…

Yes I am!

Friends: Give her a female!

women: But I’m not gay!

Eisenberg: awkwardly… Never?

J. Law: I’m a little gay, but my closet is snug…

Selena

I don’t get it. Pout look.

Eisenberg: I think she’s coming out…

Selena

Out of what?

Eisenberg: Oh gee, don’t make me autistic again…

Taylor Swift and J Law: Huh?

[voice of G: They have now been combined]

Taylor is suddenly missing.

Eisenberg:

Well, that was uncomfortable.

Quentin Tarantino: voice in bar: Hot as shit if you ask me…

Al P: Totally!

Esienberg:

Are you all going schizo?

Al P: Just don’t combine us!

Selena: I gotta pee

2 minutes go by…

Taylor suddenly appears, dressed a unicorn…

Taylor: i feel better

Michael: your face looks a little flushed…

Talor: Oh gee… [blushes]

Michael: That looks better.

Taylor: This one won’t be a poem…

Michael: We can save it for later…

Eisenberg: flashes hand in gay pose: i’ll take mine now…

Larry the Cable Guy: Here’s your sign… [that’s the last you’ll see of me, ew…]

Taylor: Shut up. I hate that comedican.

Selena: Well, at least of these nerds taught me how to read these comics…

Devin Faraci: Is she talking about my face?

Selena: You’re so not funny!

DF: tugs beard and punches wall. Christy Lemiere comforts his soul

while stroking
his beard
so long
how do we tell
a bush
from a boar
better than a bear

Taylor: That’s not romantic!

Selena: I think I got it.

Devin Faraci: oh fuck it! I’ll be their network’s nerd. just stop asking me to read them aloud…

Selena: Does that mean I’m supposed to take my time?

Eseinbergl.g… I’m choking on my milk…

Taylro with head titled back: jesus christ! I’m coming! I’m coming! Oh fuck…

soft moan…