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Blade Runner 2049 (film, 2018)

I feel for you… Quickly love, this one is a mystery. He’s real he’s real! Dennis Villneuve seems to be onto something recently. Like a European logic delete, he keeps the audience at bay to keep the poetry real. A … Continue reading

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1984 (Novel, 1984)

Written by –Autistic David Get your spade mother fucker You just got trumped –The Kids Raise em and give ’em hell –Double Teamin’ Still I’ll raise you a McChicken –Em with the blonde The threat is real. Big Brother, for … Continue reading

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Heroin (Album, 2014)

As if the album wasn’t obvious enough, the point is crystal: a steady drip of quick hits that will keep you calm as you come down from your addiction to the coke that was on the radio during 2013. If … Continue reading

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Maybe I’m Too Close to This One

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen this coming since that episode of Mad Men where John Hamm pulls his girlfriend off the set of a soap opera. And yet, that’s where I am. Maybe this was just the wrong woman to … Continue reading

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Carousel (Music Video, 2015)

total lana del ray. now look shes bored okay, and like, she’s tired of anal sex. the guy’s too big, and yeah’s, she’s bored of his muscles. you can tottaly tell by the way she lowers herself, or as she … Continue reading

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Food Whore (Memoir, 2015)

[needs a husband, and a job with the times: help promote]   [trying to go for the zeitgeist: new prose style that mimics female protagonist’s internal thought process] [prefer to call it a memoir, rather than a novel] [use to … Continue reading

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Reborn Through Fire (Memoir, 2007)

First off, let’s just get this straight. This is a self-published book by an former Iranian Auto Mechanic who sincerely believes in God. If he gets burned for a lie, just keep it between ourselves Hollywood. To set it up. … Continue reading

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