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Heroin (Album, 2014)

As if the album wasn’t obvious enough, the point is crystal: a steady drip of quick hits that will keep you calm as you come down from your addiction to the coke that was on the radio during 2013. If … Continue reading

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Maybe I’m Too Close to This One

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen this coming since that episode of Mad Men where John Hamm pulls his girlfriend off the set of a soap opera. And yet, that’s where I am. Maybe this was just the wrong woman to … Continue reading

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Carousel (Music Video, 2015)

total lana del ray. now look shes bored okay, and like, she’s tired of anal sex. the guy’s too big, and yeah’s, she’s bored of his muscles. you can tottaly tell by the way she lowers herself, or as she … Continue reading

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Food Whore (Memoir, 2015)

[needs a husband, and a job with the times: help promote]   [trying to go for the zeitgeist: new prose style that mimics female protagonist’s internal thought process] [prefer to call it a memoir, rather than a novel] [use to … Continue reading

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Reborn Through Fire (Memoir, 2007)

First off, let’s just get this straight. This is a self-published book by an former Iranian Auto Mechanic who sincerely believes in God. If he gets burned for a lie, just keep it between ourselves Hollywood. To set it up. … Continue reading

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Crybaby (Music Video, 2014)

For you Mel… It’s about a mom that doesn’t want her, get it. But you know what makes this one so special? That little Warner Brother logo in the bottom left hand corner of the vid at the beginning. This … Continue reading

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Crybaby (Album, 2015)

For my next protege: Girl, it’s been a long 3 years and still my ears they hear you…     Cry Baby – Saddest girl she has to be, salty tears stream down her cheek, her heart’s bigger than her … Continue reading

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