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Well this is fucking bullshit. My favorite television show, that I never got to fucking see, got cancelled after just one season (not really, it just lost it’s host, but you get the drift). That’s right bitches, I’m talking about Celebrity Apprentice, a show so funny that you’ll spill your milk of laughter has lost the one and only main man Arnold Schwarzenegger, which is complete BS! Apparently the reason of his departure is do to fucking Donald Trump killing its ratings, but I think that’s just a red herring. The truth is that Arnold probably has more integrity than to waste his time on such bullshit. And honestly, that’s how I feel too! Arnold needs to hit the gym and do what he does best, which is pump some damn iron. And dammit, we need a sequel to that documentary too! So you Arnold, don’t quit the limelight yet! The camera still needs you, and those glorious biceps too!   Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger Quits <i>Celebrity Apprentice</i>, Blames Anti-Trump Boycott Advertisements

Profound Disappointment

While checking ESPN the website this morning I stumbled this little gem of an article that raised just a little concern.   The article is basically a few quotes from former NBA All-Star Amar’e Stoudemire, who played for the Pheonix Suns and New York Knicks, stating he would never want to be around a gay basketball player. A couple of highlights from the article: “I’m going to shower across the street, make sure my change of clothes are around the corner.” “And I’m going to drive — take a different route to the gym.” Perhaps the quotes wouldn’t be so damn alarming if they were given some context as to why they were said in the first place. The truth is I don’t know the guy, and I don’t know why he feels the way he does about gay people. But I can only express dismay that such hatefullness can still be found in 2017. Why would we ever want to deny a gay man an opportunity to play in the NBA? At a …

Sad News for the Spielberg Family

And so it passes with terrible tragedy that we here at Flawed Masterpieces have just discovered Steven Spielberg’s mother of 97 has just passed away. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Spielberg’s mother died in her home in Los Angeles. Details remain murky surrounding her passing as they always do but we can only hope she went peacefully. But the real question is who knew Spielberg’s mother was still alive! We knew that Clint Eastwood had the best genetics in Tinseltown, but who knew Spielberg mother’s was still alive? And just how old is he? Yes, we need to laugh in a time of sadness and just appreciate what this man’s family has raised: a true auteur if there was one in the sense of the word. And yes, let’s hope Clint and Spielberg get into a boxing match. Everyone will bet on the old bastard, but my hat’s getting thrown in with the jew. Because damn those are good genetics! The full article can be found here: Best,   Michael Medlen

You heard it first folks

Yes folks, you heard it first!   Lady Gaga (our staff’s secret favorite writer for this blog) has signed on to star in a remake of the classic Hollywood film A Star is Born, or so Birth.Movies.Death. reported, mostly like based off another blog. You can find the source here: I for one am ecstatic to see my favorite artist’s new career as a thespian blossom into something beautiful. And damn if she isn’t beautiful. And such a lovely face! But the real question is, can she win an Oscar for this role? I know our favorite gal won a Golden Globe, a shocker if there was one. But can she do it? We all know she got robbed at the Academy Awards last year when she lost to that somewhat good song by that dude singing for the James Bond film (total BS by the way!) but can she do it this time for real? Well folks, I’m here to declare she will! And damn if I will be wrong. So start the buzz going, …