Category Archives: Film Pitches

The Cover Artists

a comedy about a group of jazz musicians who can’t quite figure out how to play their instruments correctly, only to find out from a dead miles davis that that’s the point, to just play their own style.   maybe … Continue reading

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The Scum Artists

A group of women take their anger out on a world torn by men who seem to only want to “Rape Them”. Directed: By a a 32-year-old Melanie Martinez, and starring a very worn out Neve Campbell Is it a … Continue reading

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A Comedy for the aGes

Film Title: Get Her Drunk Hook: The Image Says it All Pitch: Gwynyth finally gets her groove back, as she makes sure she reminds us audience members we may be voyeur, but some sure aren’t peeping Toms. But we do … Continue reading

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Anne in Avalon: (Medlen’s 1st Official Film Pitch)

Film Title: Anne in Avalon Pitch: Shakespeare is getting depressed and lonely as he realizes he won’t be able to make it back to Avalon this spring, because King George has banned all travel to the country. As he courts … Continue reading

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King Arthur

Bing it… #MGM for The Once and Future King…

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Two film pitches in one…

Dear Channing Tatum, Get this! Magic Mike, he goes smaller. And get this, it’s called “Magic Mike Gets Smaller”. You know the guy who wrote the first two, get this, he writes the third one! But bro, give it to … Continue reading

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A Film Pitch From Kanye West

Yo dawgs! Kanye West here! Got a film pitch to my main man and new producer Jay Z! Welcome to the club bro! Also, as a new hype man for this cool Hollywood “blog” (soon to be magazine–editor’s note) we … Continue reading

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