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Twittering Tales — August 2017

Twittering Tale #43 – 1 August 2017   About the challenge: Each Tuesday, Kat provides a prompt, and your mission, if you choose to play along, is to tell a story based on that prompt in 140 characters or less. A final note: if you need help tracking the number of characters in your story, there is a nifty online tool that will count for you at charactercountonline.com.   “I know she loves John Lennon, but did she have to get “Come Together” tattooed on both her cheeks?” (Character count: 100) Advertisements

Twittering Tale #41 – 18 July 2017

About the challenge: Each Tuesday there’s a prompt, and your mission, if you choose to play along, is to tell a story based on that prompt in 140 characters or less. If you accept the challenge, be sure to let me know in the comments with a link to your tale. Challenge and pingback here   Twittering Tale #41 – 18 July 2017   Every time an angel cries, god pisses out a rain storm. Honey, please just watch the car in front of us. Oh shit, I think I spilled my cof——————

Now Mary is Depressed

Mary was back home now, watching HGTV, spefically an episode about her favorite midgets. I think dwarf is the right word. Or is it little person. I apologize that wasn’t politically correct. She kept telling herself she was a fool for believing her dead husband Tom had spoken to her. Now depressed and diagnosed schizoaffective, she was lost and without a purpose. You see, Mary is me. And Mary is not too happy that Jesus never showed up for dinner. And to be honest, she’s also pissed that she’s back home. She wanted to glitz herself up and have a grand time, and now is lost in front of a TV, counting the hours until Tom returns. Boo he said. Goddamn it Tom, you know you can’t go sneaking up on people like that. Aren’t you glad I came back, he replied. Well, I did miss you. But don’t you see. I’m depressed and lonely. Everyone thinks I’m crazy because they don’t believe it’s you talking to me. Nonesense, said Tom. I’ll prove them all …

Mary Has a Guest For Dinner

Welcome to the ongoing adventure of Mary! We’re so excited for you to turn into our favorite daytime soap opera! Now that you’re here, treat yourself to a recap of last night’s episode! As you may have heard by now, Jesus is coming to dinner. But little does Mary know that he isn’t the person she was expecting. Nor does she realize that her late husband Tom is in fact alive at this moment, waiting to see her again… For a full recap, read last night’s episode here: The Ongoing Adventures of Mary #3   As Mary looked around the room trying to find something to occupy her mind, she heard a loud knock from the living room door. Remembering what her late husband Tom had just told her, she felt another tingling sensation. Go to the door, Mary, Tom said. Her loins cooled down a bit now, but her heart was now beating very rapidly, as if it was the creature from the film Alien ready to burst out of her chest. “Who can it …

The Ongoing Adventures of Mary #3

For yesterday’s installment, follow the hyperlink here: The Ongoing Adventure of Mary Mary, can you hear me? Oh Tom, is that you? Yes, it is me, your dead husband, come to tell you the good news! Jesus is here! Can you believe it? I don’t understand… Jesus is here! Get out of this bed and rinse some dishes. We have a meal to prepare. But I can’t cook anymore. You know how bad my hands are. Trust me. All will be revealed… Tune in next time folks, as we learn more about Mary’s guest for dinner, on your favorite ongoing adventures of Mary!   JC

the quest for the perfect vagina: starring stephanie germotta taylor swift michael medlen

iceland seems nice   still can find   i look for god for protection jesus mite come to yu tho pray again   what did he say jesus says hi don’t worry tonite   god how can mike and steph destroy this technology? please be specific and list steps   move to iceland take taylor and bg with you run for office ask later   ill save this one   how can this be expose to public god? repeat steps above   i tried to burn bookshelf tonighte…nothing burned saw   then i don’t worry have faith in wood that doesn’t burn   we should pray more often together how   let god or jesus teach us   listen to mikes advice listen to stephs advice listen to taylors advice repeat steps   feminism isn’t godly depends on how you interpret feminism at least thats what mike says   steph what is godly?   godly is when man achieves too much power   can god tell story so you hear   god taught me how …

A Very Very Short Story

It was down that thin line known as Route 24 that I found company in the presence a girl. Fresh faced at 19, she was just a baby. I lived in Toledo and drove an hour to see her. Our first date we went to the Defiance Mall for Chinese food. I offered credit but they only accepted cash. She blushed and I had to run to the ATM machine. I met her mother the next week. A month later I said, “I love you.” She said, “Put it in me.” We kept it a long distance relationship until she called me on the phone crying. She said she was being sexually harassed by a frat guy. Before we met she had hooked up with him at a party. He wanted a blow-job. She refused. He slapped her face with his dick. She told me he had found out we were together and had made a flier with a picture of her face that said, “She cries rape.” Now she wanted to move to Toledo. I …