Hello, Mrs. Copolla, Glad to have you on this talk show!
Cop: Thanks, Sally J. Rafael. It’s a pleasure to be here!
Sally: So, before we begin, can we agress to one thing. This will be a discussion, not a debate. We know you two know how to keep things civil, but for some of the youngsters, they might need a preface to keep their sanity from blowing up…
Cop: That’s fine…
Med: I’m all good here.
Sally; All good here, is that code for something.
John McCain in Medlen’s ear: Yes…
S; Can you explain what that stands for?
John McCain: If I may (steps on stage) I can explain alot of things here. One, there is no agreed upon Standard English. That was designed by Harvard Grads to keep their society segregated from the lower class.
*For sanity and clarity, we will respect and trust the knowledge of those who appear on this show. If you have any qualms and/or digressions, please email the editor-in-chief of this magazine.
S: Ah, a brief interlude from our sponsors. I think this deserves a break. If we may, let’s allow for a commercial…
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Medlen; Damn I want one.
S: Me too.. Now if we may, let’s continue.
John McCain: Now sipping a McCafe.
[Suddenly Mike sips one too. Cut to audience, all with McCafe in their hands. Cut back to Sally who takes a sip.]
S: Damn, that’s good.
J: A classic…