Well folks, here at Flawed Masterpieces, it is a time for a good ol’ end of times scare. As you may or not know, Flawed Masterpieces is a home to all of your fine art needs, but sadly, does not have the capability to keep itself running.
Part of the problem is the fact that this tiny little thing doesn’t make a profit, rather, I lose 100 bucks a year running it. And as silly as it sounds to say I cannot keep a 100 dollar a year website running, I’m not joking. I’m homeless in LA with bench warrant for my arrest and have no way to access money in my bank account.
WordPress will not accept a payment from PayPal, where the money is stored, but rather, will only take a debit card in my name. And as crazy as that sounds, I cannot even obtain that.
A debit can be purchased at a local corner store, but when you don’t have an ID, Birth Cerfiticate, or even Social Security card, things get out of hand. And like every good illegal knows, if you’re skin color ain’t brown, you’re not getting a job anytime soon.
So while I continue to evade authorites and try not to go to county for uh, avoiding anger management, I now have the stress of trying to get a debit card in my name by November, or uh, as most people will point out, will lose the URL.
Of course, the data storage might be a problem too, but like most end of times narratives, I know we’ll make it out alright in the end.
Just don’t ask about the stress you’ll have to go through every time. Even Jesus couldn’t protect you from pain.
From a Now Japanese Sensai to a population of naive baptists and would be Christians, if pain is what you seek, seek it and ye shall find.
Some of simply fought for peace of mind.