Film Title: Get Her Drunk
Hook: The Image Says it All
Pitch: Gwynyth finally gets her groove back, as she makes sure she reminds us audience members we may be voyeur, but some sure aren’t peeping Toms. But we do love our gwynyth, and we believe in miracles, as FFC remembers, and baby it’s time to try. So get her in a black dress, and make it light, and maybe a little funny, and we’ll begin to wonder why, we were oh so blue.
Genre 1: Light-hearted comedy
Genre 2: One for the KKK too…
To: Mr Spielberg
CC: Francis Ford-Coppola, Gwynyth Paltrow, and Donald J. Trump
Subject: Do you boys believe in miracles
From: KKK President Medlen
Dear Friends and Family, this is an invite to a royal wedding, between, I, your next KKK president, and your new first lady, Mrs. Naomi White, er, I mean, Wattage, er I mean, Mrs. Watts, who does making love fun, even when she looks bored.
So if may entertain you fine gentleman, may I remind you, you’re all invited, as long as you where whites and promised they have a hood.
I know you got nothing to say…
With too much tongue in cheek,