ER #4

Selena sticks a baby carrot up her ass

Int. Bedroom — A Hotel Room — Red curtains and white walls. a Blue bed cover.

Selena sits on bed, starring at a baby carrot. Close up as it looks like the ring for a cigaret. huge! I tell ya!

Selena imagines putting it in her mouth, but thinks again. Maybe some lube…

Taylor: [vo] Just do it already…

Selena: vo It’s the whispers that get me

Amy Adams: vo hi…

Taylor vo I heard a mouse

Just then, Mrs. Selena Gomez took the carrot and reached down and felt something that had been ignored for so long. Not this time she thought.

Cue: Law and Order theme and logo

Back to our film…

Ext. — A Hospital Room — Selena sits alone in bed with legs in a gurney

Clooney, our favorite doctor, walks in the room with clipboard.

Clooney: Alright, Selena, what’d you do this time?

Selena looks down in shame, cut back to large carrot in bedroom

ext. hotel room — red curtains with blue bed cover

Selena; vo: That was when I knew I had to do it. It was that or never see my favorite doctor again…

Taylor Swift vo Oh mi corozone.

Amay Adams: vo sigh…

cue Law and Order theme and logo

cue mcdonalds ad. Ronald walks up to screen and wags finger no no. not this time. They won’t sponsor that…

end film…


About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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