Does Lady Gaga Have Orgasms

So, Mrs. Lady Gaga, um, excuse me, Ms. Lady Gaga? Correct, right?

Gaga: I’m single…

Reporter: Is it true you cheated on Taylor Kinney…

Stefani: Yes, it’s true. But only after he cheated on me…

Reporter: And how did it end up?

Stefani: It was you and another guy.

Reporter: [squints] Was he black?

Stefani: It was disgusting. [beat] Yes, I’m a racist biotch. Is that what you want to hear?

Reporter: Were you beheaded?

Judge Judy: Allowed. Please lead this witness…

Reporter: I’ll repeat the question. [editor’s note: This was kept civil] Did you ever “feel” like you were beheaded?

Gaga: No, I’ve never felt that. But I have felt two heads with another man.

Reporter: Did you enjoy that feeling?

Prosectur: Objection your honor. She deflected that last question.

Judge Judy: Overturned. She answered the question correctly. Not get her off the stand. We’ll reconvine after lunch.

[now off record]

Gaga, did you go through any unwanted torture you didn’t want. I can put quotes around the word “unwanted” if you would like?

Gaga’s representative: Great question. WE usually answer questions for them.

Reporter: This is why we prefer tape recordings in person. Easy evidence that can be verified. Would you like this to remain anonymously tipped or stay unpublished?

Stefani Medlen: I own this magazine!

Medlen: I want a divorce.

Judge Judy: Stefani, you know owe medlen 5 million for punitive damages to his reputation. Would you care to plead the fifth?

Stefani: I’m no longer an editor, am I?

Medlen: Privileges were revoked two months ago. Too much tampering with the evidence. That’s a violation of an amendment right?

Judge Judy: We’ll reconvene in the morning. Case dismissed…

[slams gavel]

Next time on Judge Judy…

Medlen: She did it!

Stefani: I’m guilty…

The End

About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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