Two film pitches in one…

Dear Channing Tatum,

Get this! Magic Mike, he goes smaller. And get this, it’s called “Magic Mike Gets Smaller”. You know the guy who wrote the first two, get this, he writes the third one! But bro, give it to a woman this time. Heather Graham might be out of a job if we don’t save her from developmental hell.

PS. Schroeder is cool!

2.

Dear Paul Schrader:

Taxi Driver is a masterpieces, albeit flawed because Scorsese totally misunderstood Raging Bull. Yeah, we heard that interview.

So, uh, can we get the rights to America Gigalo, so uh, we can make this film called American Gigalo 2: Son of the Gigalo.

Uh, please don’t get mad…

PS: No kidding, this film would star Richard Gere and Justin Bieber as the son. He’s kind of spoiled in this one, and it’s kinda of a comedy, but you so can’t write this one, cause we know how dark you get.

PSS: Hollywood apologizes for the Excorist film you did. But Nic Cage is so cool. IF only he could pay of his tax collectors.

Love,

Zoetrope Productions
The Coppola Family

About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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