Mike gets a new coach (and dinner from a few pimptresses…)

coach: alright, show the goods!

m: but coach! I’m a baseball player, not a model!

coach: um, You want the owner to get involved!

m: kind of! I haven’t got paid yet!

female attendents: wow, great dialog! who’se this owner he’s talking about.

gaga: i think it’s for the straights guys watching…

pw and mccain: ew

gaga: uh, how big of an audience did you ahve that day…

m: it got interuppted bya  chick in ca

gaga: and the conversations are saved in your cam4 account…

m: if i get kicked out of this library, you’ll know why…

down the rabbit hole

m: welp, it seems i forgot my account name…

coach: um, sounds about right? so you wanna show the goods?

m; idk, are the girls excited?

stef nods

m: and no gay guys to ruin the show. i don’t mind the fags, but the nasty shit gets me turned off.

milo: i wont say a peep

m: milo, you kind of turn me on with those piercing blue eyes…

milo: runs hand thru hair… i can uh be good

m: just be bad and show me your adolf

milo: not h word

m: better than the n word

milo blushes:

coach: so that’s a zinger huh?

m: definitely not a homerun yet…

coach: uh, so this isn’t footbal, for the girls (and europeans)

m: there’s no balls, but there’s definitely a bat…

blings: just take the fuckin’ money

m: no one clicked the donate button yet

stef: i am amazed… i can have him

tove lo: he really mine!!!

selena: so this is what we’re too young to see, huh?

m; uh, i would have allowed it

s: huh?

no taylor?

taylor faints

miley just smiles

stef: i can really have him?

tove lo: he min…

to be continued…

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he’s a runt…

Title cue: That;’s our medlen…

show’s been cancelled, but b/c he’s a nice fellow, here’s his nod to hollywood and ode to women: he said he won’t film you girls naked if he doesn’t do it himself… true story and real quote… swear… pinky promise…



About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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