Monthly Archives: May 2018

Crusades

Uprooted today 20 bucks Free beer He sucked well I consented… Taking me in I let him Asking if I was okay He sucked well and I consented… A mustache A beard His lips pressed against mine He sucked well … Continue reading

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My First Time In LA

It was the first time for everything. Today I received my first client as Hollywood’s newest gigalo. It went well to the end– Laying down at my spot by the library, it wasn’t even my intention. And yet there he … Continue reading

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The tiger and the lampshade…

Once there was a little cub known as Simba, and he was quite the impressive one. But little Simba was so used to being lonely, seeing as his dad was dead and all. So all little Simba had to do … Continue reading

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I’ll never forget

I’ll follow love And submit to grace And yet it is a chase! The Wild Goose Hunt–

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Two film pitches in one…

Dear Channing Tatum, Get this! Magic Mike, he goes smaller. And get this, it’s called “Magic Mike Gets Smaller”. You know the guy who wrote the first two, get this, he writes the third one! But bro, give it to … Continue reading

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Metal: The Musical (film pitch)

To future investor Michael Bay, On behalf of the Flawed Masterpieces magazine, we humbly submit to you the following film pitch: Title: Metal: The Music Starring: Elisha Dushku, Selena Gomez, and Lady Gaga Directed by you of course! Hook: A … Continue reading

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No way out

No way out And yet no way in With so much love And nowhere to begin? No way out And yet no way in With so much love But she really did win? With teeth to shine And a heart … Continue reading

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