Where did she go (A 1-act SNL sketch)

We all have our poems
and some have no home
so a poet wants us

as long as they’re amateur

we all have our poems
and some have no home
but does he want us

as long as they sing

we all have our poems
and some have no home
but please–

do you want us?

you’re not singing

we all have our poems
AH FUCK IT!!!
PLEASE TAKES US!!!

Oh I don’t know, let me check my bling

MK: Get him some him penis rings, guys, on the double!

JM: Roger that!

CE: Avengers assemble!

TS (AKA the rich guy with a goatee): I’ll ensure he loses an A-card

Milo K: Make him a B-lister–

JK: I’ll block that!

MK: Oh shit, is he coming to NBC!

JM: Crossfire, crossfire! Major down!

Kanye and Em together: On the double!

JK: Say sir–

Mike (the writer): So what if Kanye named his next daughte Kayne?

Kanye and EM: Ah, shit, we’re going down…

MK: Got ’em folks!

They all goo goo for gaga…

The end…

For Corey

About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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