A new era is upon us. As of today, I am planning on taking a new direction in life as I prepare for a move to Los Angeles, California. It’s no joke when I say that I want to live among the stars and taste all the fruits that life has to offer me. I’ve seen the bottom of society, having stayed in a homeless shelter in Cleveland, but now am prepared to taste the best that life has to offer.
For many, this might seem offensive or erratic. But I’ll be blunt…
I’m tired of living in a town full of losers who want nothing to do in this life but bitch and act as mirrors for themselves. And that, to me, is just a garbage way to live.
Since moving back to Toledo, I’ve done nothing but create scheme after scheme of a way to make money and improve my status in this world. And while that is fine and dandy, it becomes all the more apparent that I need something a little more opportunistic, to say the least. Toledo has nothing to offer the world except for shitty people and narcissists who fake illnesses for money and sympathy.
So with that said, I wish you all adieu. I leave on April 3rd and plan to set sail with no dream of ever returning.
Toledo, you gave me nothing but misery and loneliness, to which I say, kindly, fuck you…