Dipping Donuts at Tim Hortons

The following is a review of the five “dip” doughnuts at the Tim Hortons located on Central Avenue in Toledo, OH.


Vanilla dip


I asked for original

But she heard vanilla

Desolation inevitable

I forged a smile

Vapor rub and drippy lip

Dipped just a little of my tip

Piping hot and a slight roast

I ripped my donut for the toast

Soak for 2 seconds

Then splash on the up

Begrudgingly I put

The mush into my mouth

Swapping texture for air

The coffee was barely there.




Honey dip timber


I could only afford one

So therefore I reform to inform

That my vicious bite was so swift

That flavor eluded to the gates of Valhalla


[editor’s note: Mike forgot to take the picture of this one]

Original chocolate dip


A deep roast with a hint of bitter and dough

This one’s a winner

Just lay tongue on the coco

And whisper I love you


Chocolate dip


Stomach full

Pocket light

No looking forward

to this delight

Soft and lush

Like a fresh baby’s bum

I regret having to lay

One bite on my tongue

I took another

Then two more two

And soon realized

I have more work to do.



Unnamed dip


Light and crispy disk

Vaginal soul

How I crave

Your sour dough

Spun on my finger

Play on my tongue

You and I

My treat

Were meant to be one

A nibble here

Three dips for the plunge

Now I want

Your tasty sponge

No sugar to coat

No dough to delude

You are my friend

One sweet dude



About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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10 Responses to Dipping Donuts at Tim Hortons

  1. My favorite poem by you. The analyses you put on this poetic work is outstanding and visual promising. A review of Donuts makes me want donuts but with milk. I never liked Coffee. Although, one day I’d like to drink some coffee. 🙂

    Excellent poetic writing my friend. 🙂

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  2. Thank you. This one is actually a repost but I really enjoyed it so I couldn’t resist letting it see the light of day again!

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  3. You did a fantastic job at writing and expressing the idea of Donuts and its critique of analyses. 🙂 I’m hungry for a Donut now. hahahaha!!! How have you been my friend?

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  4. Pretty good. Yourself?

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  5. Cool. Cool. I’m good. Just catching up with everyone here and writing some secretive poetry which will be posted soon. 🙂

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  6. Good things are coming! Good things. 🙂


  7. Pingback: Dipping Donuts at Tim Horton’s–Flawed Masterpieces: | By the Mighty Mumford

  8. Thanks Mighty Mumford!


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