The woman who got a baby carrot stuck up her ass


There once was a woman who was bi curious

so she stuck a baby carrot where it shouldn’t have belonged

except she made one mistake

she pushed too far

and used her finger as a guide

forgeting to lube

or at least use saliva

but at least she was still alive

and she moaned


Moral of the story


We all need to take a big shit at times


What it means

Woman like anal sex when it’s gentle and the approriate size

But really, don’t if it goes to far, it will come out on its own

Doctor’s are always willing to help though


About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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