I wonder if Sharpie knows?
That they have made the perfect butt dildo…
I just wonder if they do?
But do they you might ask?
They must I must conclude!
That or I must tell them…
Because that is the perfect butt dildo!
Ah but Mike what would be the point of telling them?
There is no point but a tip (a smooth one at that!)…
And that is a complement of design,
Because their sharpies are the perfect butt dildo!