Michael Fassenbender’s Penis

He swings with the best of em

Except for Harvey

That one’s real

And yet it looks a little too glossy

And not quite right for a such European male

And yet it is nice

And fake

If you believe Magic

Or just good CGI Artists

Tho it was an indie wasn’t it?

And has CGI gotten that cheap

Especially when rain isn’t used to cover up the defects

Yes that’s a nod to Jurrasic Park

And yes, that thing ain’t real

Which only leads me to wonder

What’s a man like that got to hide

Nice pecs, decent biceps

Gaga would fuck em

Maybe even Sia too

Although T. Swift is the one he should go after

Tho she might be a little too young

And yet she would find out for all of us

And report back on her findings

And say one thing ladies

Well, it’s real when it’s hard

It’s soft when it’s short

And yes people, he’s Irish too

And yeah, he is kinda cute

But how big is he?



About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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3 Responses to Michael Fassenbender’s Penis

  1. I found this oddly fascinating. Your Tags have made my day. This is the first time I have thought of them as an essential part of the experience.


  2. Thank you. I’m terrible when it comes to picking tags but I’m glad somebody noticed them. Sometimes I like to think of them as part of the joke.

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  3. I enjoyed them very much.

    Liked by 1 person

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