Brad Pitt and George Clooney

Brad Pitt and George Clooney sit at coffee bar

 

Brad: Hey Clooney.

 

Clooney: Hey Brad.

 

B: How’s the wife.

 

C: Eh, same as always. How’s the kids.

 

B: Eh. They’re all good. So Clooney, remember that guy named Michael Paul Medlen.

 

C: yeah, we promised to attest in court that we knew what was going on and would not lie on oath.

 

B: Then maybe this is the document that we sign to promise them we’re going to do it.

 

[1 from other play pops out of coffee pot]

 

1: God dammit, we’re still in the shit.

 

[2 from play steps out from behind Clooney]

 

2: What is this shit again.

 

1: Eh, the weather!

 

2: Sh…no yelling. This shit is serious.

 

Clooney: I, George Clooney, do solemenly swear to attest in court that I saw what was happening and protested, and yes, this is really him typing this shiitty play.

 

Mike: It’s a play that can never be performed.

 

It’s meant to be read. Shakespeare would not approve.

 

Brad: That’s pretty funny.

 

Mike: Yo Brad, what do you do when the author inserts him/herself into the play.

 

Brad: What?

 

Mike: Brad, I honestly don’t know what the hell is going on. But if you ever find a way to perform a play where someone farts out a dimnesions, I will be impressed. Wanna hear a joke tho.

 

Brad: What?

 

Mike: Ask Arnold about vegetarian man sometime.

 

Brad: What’s he say.

 

Mike: I let you find that YouTube video. Eh okay, they ruined the joke.

 

Just sing the damn document and end this stupid play.

 

Brad: I swear to attest in court that I knew what was happening.

 

Singed,

 

Brad Pitt

 

George Clooney

 

Clooney: Mike, this play was alright. But my god, please explain who 1 aand 2 are.

 

Mike: Check out the blog folks. It’s all on there.

 

Previous play.

 

End Play

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About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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