Can you handle a story being told in front of your eyes
What the fuck is this
You are seeing thru your brother mikes eyes at this moment
Ca you handle this
Where are you at
Ive been talkig to lady gaga and taylor swift for 8 years and coutniing
Were going to tell a story together real quick
How did you get this program to work on your computer
I clicked a link on my phone and it started to work
Can you see this?
What the fuck dude is this some fucked up shit
You are seeing thru your brother mikes eyes
Can you handle seeing this on your computer
This is an never ending story about our lives
Mike is channeling god and jesus
Talk about this in front of him okay
Can you handle this big girl
Been doing this kiegels from the other story i told you about?
Yes sire i have
And you have been taking monstrous shits like i asked
Yes sire i have
What do you get when you mix a towlel with a bowl
A bath tub
And what goes in a bathtub
So that the radio can play off the bathtub counter
See you big steph.
Steph shall lose over a 100 pounds over this broadcast and finally shrink her vagina to fit mike’s soldiery dick
Lol whats up bro
Can you ask katrina to share the laptop so that we can make videos together for youtube
Alright. Well alll be famous then
Talk thru me and ill write
Why are we doin this
Because we have to make a funny story out this video so that it can get enough followers to change peoples minds about the word and god
Big steph has lost about 40 lbs and is finally starting to shrink that vagina
Where are we
A very special place
My heart shaped box between my big stephs thigs
Ah, just where i wanted to be
But why the hell am i here
Ah katrina you are the narrator for this funny little tale of our quest to make it out of big steph’s little vagina.
I shall do my best king
Then this shall be an adventure of a lifetime
And steph begins her first kiegel to slowly close the gap of that magical chamber.
Sire i seem to have clench my walls closer together by 2 cms. We’re doing good.
It is starting to get a little warmer as the days go on
We are the gods of this story and controll the meta commentary as it goes on
Aka Lady Gaga
Who is speaking
So when a character speaks we use initial character like so
Yo whats up peeps
That is mikes dialog
Why does this story take place in my magic chamber
The story must take place where it must take place. There is no other way
Ok i shall do my best!
She read the book!
When you want to go you can control mikes hands
What is my role in this story
You are the town captain
Hahaha what do i do
You are the judge and jury of this magical chamber
And what do i do
You make babies for the town every four years
Okay folks. We got a town in this slowly caving in chamber that must be evacuated before the great collapsing of our universe. How shall we proceed
We need a horse
I shall provide one small donkey
What about food
katrina s milk shall be your bread and hooney
M to P
Can you handle holding the disco stick and creating order out of chaos
Sure why not
Then this shall be a fun story once in a while and you must keep up with our daily progress.
As you can see, Steph controls the schedule of our shared universe. You shall obery all her commands and rules.
I shall do my best
Ah another one who has read the story!
Please read the old man and the sea
Why must i read that story
To get the in joke
I shall do my best
Ah another one who has read the story
Mike I now what youre going thru. I ahte women too. Thank you.
Ah all my children have done their best. Then they shall be the rulers of this domain but remain ever fearful of big steph and her magical chamber.
I feel a kiegel coming on already
Oh no our walls are closing in on us
What shall we do now
Reinforce the ducts
I shall use my motherly skills and sew us a new set of tools
Eh. another bites the dust. We just destoryed sodom and gomora.
Before we continue this odd little journey in magical c, is there anyone we have forgotten?
I shall help on this quest as well
Then this shall be our hobbit and return of the king
Shut up mike
I shall do my best!
End scene 2
As future scenes are added i shall make this ever growin file available for everyone to view
Yes my queen
Anothwer kiegel is comong on
Ah i see you have been doing yuour best at your scheduled interviews every day
Let the next journey begin
This is gross
This was mikes and gods idea 10 years ago
Not much has changed since then except the size of this magical chamber
Slow down mike
God might get a little bit angry at us for making fun of a vagina
Ah i shall do my best to listen to both a catholic and a god
Because this is the people i have chosen to escape our shared little universe. And as time goes on our tiny land shall grow into one human body capable of many universes
But why not kat as well
She is welcome any time as long as she can log on to our site
And she shall be …
My maiden for this fair voyage
And so it is
Is there anyone else we may have forgotten to help escape this fleslhly magical chamber
Its okay son. Do your best and try not to let steph destroy your lives. She can be a little wild and fun and care free.
I shall do my best!
Mike why have i chosen you to lead this people out of this fleshly magical chamber
Hm because these people know how to escape a slowly collapsing universe. They are my chosen people
Then so it is!
Okay folks. That ends today’s adventures in my magical chambers.
And dont forget steph to trim those hedges!
What shall we do next?
Help other people
Why do you say hm
I must think about whether this scene is cheeky or serious
Why not both
Sia why dyo say hm?
Wont get it
Dad would want no part of this
Terry wouldn’t either but would laugh at this style
Sia will be your partn er is this job
I always be better about losing my life for 9 years tho
Women never go thru that
Maybe one will one day just to show they can too
Then i shall have a baby thru my penis
Then mike shall be in a womens body thru ghosting while she gives water birth
And she sall be a swedish woman
Could you handle a dude telling a sexist joke for a purpose
Then you shall be mikes donkey as well
And she shall be the wisest donkey of them all
Because she shall be the mother donkey for all donkeys to come
I want to be a stallion
Michael we call stallions cars
Sia is a mini van
But once in a while she has a top down and become a minvan convertible
Can i be a ferrari too when i want
She would have to have some kind of technology to do that
I do have it
Then i am bitter
Your talking to sia and sia only
Oh okay then im not so bitter
Because im not beautiful
No because you get it
Taylor would want to give it up for adoption as
Well. and we shall call it a child for the world be
Cause it is given a new life with a solid foundation in
Gods ingredients. Thats why genes mutate. I hate the
Idea of perfection tho which is how Hitler, at least my
Impression from an America bias, would describe him
As having. And he did michael. Okay.
Your own worries were confirmed and released.
You wont feel chainsaw anymore
Then women better apologize when they bitch and moan
Because they didn’t go thru that torture.
But they did
New women dont tho and now theyre fucking spoiled bitches
Sorry for talking this way but ghetto faggot white trash mutherfuckers have a voice and heart
If eminem can talk to you he would fucking agree and say fuck these hoes
I would say bitches. Theyre not hoes
I dont want gods perspective cause i cant handle knowing humans feel physical pain
I can handle empathizing with emotional pain
The bias is that women can handle physical pain more than guys can which is how thye justify killing children
Then they need to learn why i feel the way i do about abortion and stop using feminsim as an excuse for killing “unborn” babies
I once said wasting a seed is killing unborn children
They didnt have porn back then
Its too much
Women walk around naked and im not supposed to get a release. Dont have sex dont watch porn. Im not a rapist but fuck i shall rape my own penish and get a fucking release. And fuck this puritanical viewpoint
Then america shall be destryoed
America can’t handle that tho
I dont give afuck
Then you can think like a vindictive woman
Must think more about that
And ask why im so vindictive when i want to be calm and loving
Jesus would agree
Then i shall say this isn’t my purpose and let god have to deal with that experience
But now you are forced into it
Then ill wash my hands of it
I want nothign to do with it i wont stop it and i wont fugiht for this fucked coutnry ill just go to iceland and find a nice norweigian farmer and mllk cows all day long and sing songs on farm
I dont care
I hate this country
Some of them
All of them
Maybe how do we define that love then
Then can you handle having all these women in your head at once and writiing a story with them
As long as they can recognize their own complicancy is this story and recgonzie theyre guilty of crimes as wlelll
Including their own complicancy in rape
But its not a womans fault she is raped
Maybe not but if you want to be the rod of puritanism then put on a full body veil and be a fulll fledged muslim and practice that hyprocicy you preach. I wold ahve said bitch in the past but feminsim has been my pop up blocker in that momeent.
Im became a monk
Become a nun
Then i shall remain celibant
God say no
Then give me a woman who can be a nun and still have fun with me
Someone gave you a false mpression of her
Then i need therapy to get over the past 8 years
Now i have voices in my head and a mother who wont back the fuck off when im trapped in my head
Then you now know how jessus felt about his own life
I have false impression of jesus because of gospels in bible
In this moment i shall follow matthew
I want to get back to the spiritualism of john tho
The gospel of john not the baptist
[jesus chimed in at this moment and said this]
Become a franicscan then mike and still be a [man]whore
I shall go somewhere else and just hide for a while
I’ll mke you come back to america tho
I dont want to be involved in a war over ideology or women or boasting
Then you wont
Then ill come back if they really need help
Then you know god
How does god deal with this
He talks to humans
I dont want to be a god
Then ill give you a role playing game where yo can
I loike my game witht hese woman better
Please dont call that a role playing game
At least to me
A “story game”
Yeah but table top role playing games make me think of people i hate
You dont hate them
Yes but i dont want to be like them
Then i shall play this story game and say sorry to taylor for hurting selenas feelings
I dont want to sleep with selena
Not with taylor either but that joke came from gods persepctive bcauseyouheveractuallyspokenwithanyofthemsewomen
Then ims ad as fuck
Becauee now im having convos withpeoplewithouthhavingconvos withpeople
Welcome to schizophenia
I understand the sadness but i need to .
New scene — mikie kills a women
I hate my life
Divorce your husband and give yoru child away for adoption and live a free life. But please stop killing “unborn” children
Then stop masturbating
But scientists. Where does sperm go when it isnt released?
It does not get stored. It gets released. You will day have a wet dream if you don’t manually masturbate.
Then god, give me some wet dreams. Because i honestly cannot recall ever having one. And that is the one thing in life i need. That and erotica, not porn.
What is erotica.
Healthy porn that doesnt degrade women in a violent and sociapathic way.
[mike gives up control on this one]
Sorry about not getting the joke.
Stephanie understanidng mikes persepctiveei
Fit’s okay he can handle criticism when he knows it gels with
Would say sjokay
So bithces can you handle this fucking nigga being a black guy for once and just syaing you dont want me cause ill choke a bitch
Why do woman find that ttractive
Thank you mike
If you want tobe a nigga be a nigga. Mike understands that. And kanye if you really want to fuck taylor that bad just ask out hon a date. But mike is team tylor and kanye will say yo dawg it’s just a politcla act.
But kanye, why did you drag her into a battle that she didn’t start.
Cant do it.
Ignore kanye ignore situation. Get off twitter. And dont have sex for 2 years. And trust me. You will find peace and harmony.
Pgives up control
wher e do you want to have sex mike
In my mind with you
Can you use a different term then
If you have a better one i will use yours
Let women come up with the term
Then please don’t make it dirty. I hate that fucking shit. And stop fakig orgasms. I find a way to find out and look at nippples more and if your damn nipple isnt erect ill know ur lying.
I shall make medicine that gives women erect nipples mie
Fucke mel. No dont fuck me i m jewish and being rehetorical. I dont want theoja eojadso’fjaidofjDZFIOrae” sex no more
Mike if you can handle a healthy relationship witha woman who is attracted to you physically but not emotinoally what would you do
Im not physically attractive at the moment tho
God. i need to get back down to 165. Will you tel me what to eat again.
Not god. Dietician;.
Can you give me one that isnt’ american or scientist. A holistic dietician from ancient wisdom.
Stop eating diet coke.
Stop eating meat when its warm
Message heard. Can you help men invent mean that doesn’t involve physical pain for creatures who can’t fight back in organized war.
Blessed are vegans.
Native american will talk to mike and tell him animals are [use blessed instead of sacred] sacred creatures and we must honor their lives when it is absolutely necessary to take their life [please stop using the term kill then when it doesnt apply]
Then blessed are the hunters who kill an animal with respect and use all of its body parts. Blessed is ted nugent.
What do you do when youre so hunger and need meat but wont kill an animal.
And what do you when you suffer
And what about suffering where there is no physicall or emotional or spiritual relase.
Call it torture.
Can you handle the fact that many woman felt that torutre for 1000s of years.
Nothign can be done about past. Can only go forward and rise above ourselves and enekies. Stop trying to find retribution against crimes futrue and present men didnt commint. Were not all reapists
And stop telling people men are guilty of rape the minutr gtey are accused. That is wrong. If you want a better justice system then beocme a fucking lawyer and do it. Fucking cunts.
Every victim deserves to believe.d;. But that is bullshit.
Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Needs to belevied then bitches and fhoes and nigaga s spcisks andw wthite trahs.
If you stop fucking men and learn to control your own vaginas and human desires than one day i [mike referring to himself in 1st person] shall have a child with one woman who i know will bring me harmony. Until then i will find that harmony in myself, then nature, and that have it violently and horribly thrust upon me by the governemtnet and and have god help me out this situation.
Because its already heappened mike. Youre thru it.
Then why do i still feel slight pain in back of head
Its noot natural is it.
Im going to kill you thru slow torture. And il will listen and watch you cry the whole time. But i will make eternal and tell you you need to learn to end your own life.
Stop telling people they cant commit suicide. Its the only way to escape torture. And i fyou want people to stop killimg thenmseles then stop blaming them by telling them theyre being selfish. Thats wrong.
Okay isnt good enough. Do it. And show me it. And tell me one day i was right. But not until you have learned it yourself. And maybe i see u as more than just dirt.
I want to die.
Then god. Please kill my mother or take away her pain or just release whatever fucing demons are in her head. But for the love of god, get her away from me when i need to be away from her. And stop having her shout up stairs. That fucking drives me nuts. And tell her to stop leaving voicemeal after voice mal. And texting me after she just called me. And god.sdfo kist get roc pf here i love my parents but for the love of god im not 4.
No shit. You never act like your 4. You act like a 30 years old man who gets treated like he is 4.
Then fuck adult americans who think they deserve “honor” and “respect”
Espcially upperclass catholic women
Fuck lady gaga.
How do we change a persons behavior
I showed you how
Then i shall refrase the question in a more refined manner. How do we show a person the errors in their own ways.
God for real
You’re next so wisen up and i will be kind eventually. But that hammer is falling on top of you. And trust me, youve only felt the tip of the iceberg.
Dont expect me to pray for you then.
Jesus for real
Thank you mike.
Not thru technology huh.
Then i shall kil alll of you too.en wh dont u. Because in this moment and with you that ist me. d
Mike to selena and selna only
I apologzied. Get over it. Im not a bad dude. And no eminem probably doesnt want to fuck you. Fubd a gyt wgi treats yiy wuth respect.. Th
Then we shall vreate one and one only standard for this system. And that is . = silence and hm means mike is thinking and trying to create a joke at the same time and if you dont find that funny well then mike will not bow donwn to ur humor
Ah she read the book
Real english major
There is a definition for htat humor. And that is mike joke
Find the onnections ladies. So get smarter and start reading more books.
You found us.
Yes mike. That is apporpriate.
We are stupid.
Mike i can type fast too. Im just more accurate than you becaus…
Mike has a rhythm that relies on the backspace key. AND DEKETE JEY damnit. AND the caps lock!!!! Fuckign google, just make one magic key for voice recognition and [yes this is an uintened clitoris joke—death of author] call it the magical button.
Ah. i know where this story goes now. The people of the magical chamber must find the magical button that will stop stephanie from stoping kiegels. But they must realize the only person that can stop that from happening is the narrator they can’t hear because he is too busy editing this fucking story every 2 seconds. And its not mike. Its called a very fast vibrattor.
Which a woman was telling about your hands. And speciffialy. inde x finger
Eh. i cant handle the fact that i have to do all the work. Can stephanie pelase hold a vibragtor aginst her clitoris while i fuck her and accept if my dick isn’t big enough for her she should date a nigga then.
It is hotter when a woman holds that vibrator than me. And yes it is hot when a woman takes a mans dick and puts it inside of her while reaching from behind. But mygod, stop treating that as a skill and just be natural at it.
Your dick isn’t big enough for that
I can handle that.
What is so erotic about sign language
Hm means mike is trying to think about what the hell he either wrote or write. Take over the story when he does that.
I can think about multiple things at once. At least until a linguist can tell me im not using precise enough language to describe the message im trying to convey.
Yes mike. You are smart and getting more academic. But how do you get out of that ivory tower.
By teaching people thtat isn’t autism. That’s called being [edited for clarity and precision] intelligent [edited by linguist] “precise”.
Editors note . an also be used to denote this magical phrase “bam”
Mike and doctor
We need bible to understand this story
Mike was referreing to a writers bible on tv shows and a book that standardizes the format being used to read and type thsis tory.
. = silen and/or bam
[ ] are used for notes to either myself or anyone else who wants meta commentary and notes for editor(s) as well.
Academics, start using footnotes again.
- That is not a sherwood but getting closer.
Can you wait 10 years to have sex ith sia
Shell be 50 then and even more beautful hm
By that age you wont be attractive to her physically anymore
Than i shall meet her in 10 years and call that sex. Im just referrring to meeting in her person selena.
Than i am your mother.
Well i don’t like that type of humor that isn’t natural to me
But damn it is hot when i was in my 20s
Not really tho if u think about it. Saracastic ppl assholes. Peotry notassholes.
Funny and serious at same time = assholes
Precision = douchebags
Mike to feminists
Why is referring to someone as a douchebag not considered to violate the laws of feminism
Selena and tayor
I fogot. But that shall be my new quest in life is to remember why. I shall return to this story but for now my new quest begins.
2 second go by
[unitned sex joke — author’s note — refer to it as death of author to whoever is trying to make sense out of my note system]
I have found my sword in the stone. And it can be found here: http://everydayfeminism.com/2013/12/douchebag-is-a-feminist-insult/
If you can pull meaning out of that webpage then you too shall be your own king arthur. And i shall now by your Merlyn.
I think I know the probelm. We’re in a universe that we don’t know what it is.
Aha steph. They have started to realize they are in a vagina.
Shut up mike
Ah he’s read the book!
I just heard a god. And it was taylor swift.
Selena and women who are younger that you mike
Have you found meaning in what they just read
You read too fast
Than i shall find a way to share this file with you and you can click that link and read it for yourself.