An Open Letter to Twitter

Dear Twitter,


Please create a tab system that divides your tweets into categories. The categories I propose mimic the sections of a newspaper, which you’re starting to become: arts, entertainment, sports, news, politics, personal.


Even better, and maybe a little more complicated, but just a suggestion, let people create their own categories. I know you guys missed out on selling to Disney, but you guys are smart, and I know you can create algorithms to do this shit. If Facebook can do it, I damn well know you guys can do it too. Just saying.


And yes, you are basically a newspaper. Or a magazine. Whatever. It’s just getting a little too congested at the moment. And it might make your company more profitable. But take it from a little guy, I’m just one speck of sand on a beach next to an ocean. Whatever that means.




Michael Medlen

Owner of “The 3 Hour Nap”


(From one business to another)


About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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