[Two Men sit at a posh restaurant in New York City sharing a glass of wine and waiting to order their meals]
Man 1: Lady Gaga is the biggest loser I’ve never meant
2: Don’t get too full of yourself
1: Nonsense, I haven’t had a bite since lunch, which was exactly four hours ago.
2: Exactly my point.
1: I don’t follow.
2: And you never will, which is why I adore you.
1: How could you not?
2: You’d be surprised what a man could be capable of.
1: A female too. Perhaps moreso.
2: I’m never surprised by the will of a female, exactly why I avoid them in the first place.
1: You must have never seen her perform.
2: I thought she was a loser?
1: Why yes, but only because she hasn’t met me yet. I imagine she’s very talented if you know what I mean.
2: I wouldn’t care if she was shaved…
1: Well that proves you’re not a fag at the very least.
2: Quite the opposite, a man who stays true to himself never falters.
2: Hemingway I think. None the wiser, it holds true
1: And to that I say cheers!
[The men sip their wine.]