[Two Men sit at a posh restaurant in New York City sharing a glass of wine and waiting to order their meals]

Man 1: Lady Gaga is the biggest loser I’ve never meant

2: Don’t get too full of yourself

1: Nonsense, I haven’t had a bite since lunch, which was exactly four hours ago.

2: Exactly my point.

1: I don’t follow.

2: And you never will, which is why I adore you.

1: How could you not?

2: You’d be surprised what a man could be capable of.

1: A female too. Perhaps moreso.

2: I’m never surprised by the will of a female, exactly why I avoid them in the first place.

1: You must have never seen her perform.

2: I thought she was a loser?

1: Why yes, but only because she hasn’t met me yet. I imagine she’s very talented if you know what I mean.

2: I wouldn’t care if she was shaved…

1: Well that proves you’re not a fag at the very least.

2: Quite the opposite, a man who stays true to himself never falters.

1: Shakespeare?

2: Hemingway I think. None the wiser, it holds true

1: And to that I say cheers!

[The men sip their wine.]


End Scene


About Michael Medlen

My name is Michael and during my free time I avoid having a day job. Strangely enough, this gives me the freedom to run this blog. I write just about anything that can be considered art. I also occasionally post articles that may or may not be relevant to the theme of this site. You’ve been warned.
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