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the quest for the perfect vagina: starring stephanie germotta taylor swift michael medlen

iceland seems nice

 

still can find

 

i look for god for protection

jesus mite come to yu tho

pray again

 

what did he say

jesus says hi

don’t worry tonite

 

god how can mike and steph destroy this technology? please be specific and list steps

 

  1. move to iceland
  2. take taylor and bg with you
  3. run for office
  4. ask later

 

ill save this one

 

how can this be expose to public god?

repeat steps above

 

i tried to burn bookshelf tonighte…nothing burned

saw

 

then i don’t worry

have faith in wood that doesn’t burn

 

we should pray more often together

how

 

let god or jesus teach us

 

  1. listen to mikes advice
  2. listen to stephs advice
  3. listen to taylors advice
  4. repeat steps

 

feminism isn’t godly

depends on how you interpret feminism

at least thats what mike says

 

steph what is godly?

 

godly is when man achieves too much power

 

can god tell story so you hear

 

god taught me how to train dog to go outside

and i used knowledge to get cart in bedroom

 

hm…

stephanie

hm…

 

what church do you go to if i may ask?

won’t tell

 

sorry

 

do you get bugged a lot on streets in public

no

 

hjhjhj

jfjfj

lasdjf;lsadjflsajkfajsdlfjlkasdj;feiofejwoifjselfjaoseis\

 

mary had a little lamb

little lamb

little lamb

 

want to work on composition?

yes

 

lets pray again for thanks

i think god might be more with me and jesus more with you

just theory tho

 

why

they go with who we need

together we could make a semi complete trinity

 

what is holy spirit

holy spirit is

 

i might see priest tomorrow morning

if you ever have questions for me to ask mine feel free to shoot them to me

 

governement can be used for good but i believe should be limited

too many laws leads to chaos…ask jews…and regulaions

 

you ever write long form letters?

no

me neither

maybe we try in spare time

 

romantic

definitely

classic

mix is better

i lean more on r tho

not stupid

lol

me man

you woman

this our cave

where our fire

and food?

me get spirits for health and sacrifice..you do the cooking for this glorious meal and we give offer to holy god…oinly half serious

 

why does he do this to us?

 

because i am

 

i can’t inter[ret this one

 

stephanie…there is law and order in chaos

and no i don’t want to hurt you or mike or taylor or bf

 

but why

because there is law and order in chaos

the universe has a structure…something like math

without structure there is no foundation

without no foundation there is no building

 

i am afraid too

but i am here

then i shall pray again

stephanie why should i only protect mike

because mike is nice guy

no

because you and mike have led a good life

get out of limitations of body and perceived beauty

that is deadly

 

i only lost weight with god once i decided i didn’t care about my being heavy

he provided the path to success

and the food i should eat

i just charted the journey

 

earthly pleasures should be balanced by spiritual wants

maybe earthly desires

are you feeling it?

yes

in me or you

both

then we are one

 

they told me you would get angry tonight and throw cell phone

god told them theey would see that before they knew what would happen

 

why so angry

mike you see folly where there is success

i feel lost today

i feel lost everyday

 

give your life into gods hands

i try

then he shall provide the path

 

we should go to bed

no

god should give us that command

i shall listen to here

 

toss and turn

every night

need something to drink

i shall do my best to listen

listen to this

 

tired

gotta do gotta do

tire

yes

relax

 

helo

hi

sleep good

no

me neither

like my cat

hes kinda like me

always looking for sunlight and fresh air

yes

 

your cats outdoor types

no

more prissy

yes

you type fast’

yes

kinda bred into me

yes no im a product of god not man

no

well it sounded good at least

stop

why stop what hands says feel good

serious

nothing that serious

this is

what is

this

what is this

love

.

 

2017v is really wierd

yes

pause

yes

why

ask god

apparant;y i know the answer

ah

but why from you

because

.

 

the composition is starting to look good

could use a good editor

or someone who can read notes

lol

hm

.

 

can you actually play it?

lol no

you should try sometime

ok

.

 

i look like natalie portman in v for vendetta.

kinda cool

what yours hair like at the moment

shaved

ah

stop

ok

 

you cut it yourself?

no

you pay to shave it?

yes

spoiled

yes

earned

yes

work hard

maybe

what is work

dont know

work is stuff that i hate doing

ok

play is for fun

lol

.

 

starting to look good

thank

starting to feel good

.

 

u more of a cat or dog

dog

type

pomeranean

color

black

you weqar collar?

hell no

.

 

silence looks kinda too closde to home

yes

still have to see

maybe

eh

.

 

tired

little

tired

maybe

no

tired

very

work hard

hardly little

what is work

paycheck

torture

yes

i reject torture

only fun

no

pro

ama

no

yes

maybe

;

(

)

fjh

did

wlw

alalfj

cnksh

cork

cock

screw

tea

penny

royal

leaf

company

.

 

.

k

jk

jkj

jkjkj

jkjjkj

kjkjkjkj

fjfjfjf

djdijeldjejos

akdjflajlfdsjfkjfdjfl;asdj

.

 

a

ab

abs

maybe

yes

you bony

maybe

need wider hips

maybe

need smaller

feet

no

k

maybe

yes

no

why

what

huh

what

hm

what

you

me

is

it

i

j

c

g

y

hs

.

 

computer slow

chromebook

yes

u have

pc

sucks

yes

.

 

flows red her hair yes

like the parting of a sea in her eyes

life her veil not done

 

no

mite have to

no

mite have to

k

no

not yet

hate life

since 22

.

 

doesnt matter

yes oiot does

tell to deads

.

 

tell to indians.

 

died fir us.

never lived for anything.

yes you did.

sex

 

i nevr lived for anything

sad

dead

aew

 

few black men have loved in america

maybe even fewer women

white

males

slave owners

aristrocrats

politicians

 

makw grat again

never was

 

why

slavery genocide segregation

ideals

hypocrites

all

exactly

.

 

jefferson was hypocrite

hamilton wasnt

hamilton died in by seneless pride

jef ar leazt lived by pronciples

and had right philosophy

and kept original copy of dec of ind. in auto

stupid argument

burr shot ham

ham vted for jef

.

 

was

adams

jef

mon

mad

adams

 

jackson

 

fash;

 

ass

joke

mole

skuin

lol

.

 

why kermit\

bc

 

why

bc

 

why.

bcause.

lol

 

vase

greee

keats

 

hyeats

gove in

cycles of eras

we will rock u

 

sum 41

 

acdc

 

.

side temple

yes

 

sex drive.

 

end.

jefferson was man of circumstance and trapped by society

could have let go

foolish lieral logic

foolish

 

judge not

 

adams was true abolitionist by all measures

and abigail

 

uncle tom

no tie

 

forget that

 

adams lied on oath

???

aslws

 

ill look up

 

break

 

watch oj show

no

watch oj doc

no

watch movie

no

watch

no

ok

ok

ok

ok

ok

ok

ak

ll

sd

 

favorite chord type

dis

sust

metal

metal banjo

not yet

not possilbe

maybe

blues metal

done

not my kind

done

evolve

to what

blues funk metal

 

doulbe lp

of what

your the pro and artist

ok

 

oscar

never watch your show

oh

heard you cheated for award

rigged the elections

lol

 

who did you sleep witht to get that

tom cruise

nice biceps

hips

firm ass

big  dick

is it wide

long

ah you have long tunnel huh

ffafl

f

 

i shall call you magic cavern from now on

ok

magic c

yeah

where can i find fire here

dig further

break

 

magic c

yes

what did the father say to the rabbi

what

just guess

what

“juest guess”

what

ah nevermind

lol

 

magic c

ues

why all the echos and cobwebs

and what is this brush covering the entrance

hire a groundskeeper please im a little lost

too much

lol

blonde

no

red

lol

 

bronw

well duh

trimmed

eh one to two a year

lol

 

just want to see tip

lol

and balls

lol

thats it

 

magic c

yeah

magic c

yes

i seen to have reached a heart shaped box

yes

what iinside this magic thing

my key

hm

 

magic c

yes

just checing to see if youre still there

why

idk

ok.

 

magic c

yes

why are walls so rigid

knock and dfind out

there was an echo

do some kiegels and tightne those itches

ok

 

magic c

yes

i found a used condom

ok

kinda gross

yes

 

magic c

jwhat are these white worms with heads

yours

how did they get here

you puut them there

but why

for baby

but magic c

yes

how does baby come up if hedges arent trimmed

lol

 

found its foot

ok

 

magic c

i hired a groundskeep

yes

his name is razor

cost 2.99 at dollar store

lol

its pink too

lol

 

magic c

what honey

nevermnd

 

you still havent trimmed those hedges

 

use magic raz

dick

yes

its rod shaped

yes

will use magic razor in exactly 7 months

why

to find him again

lol

 

magic c

yes

when we getting tv in her

never

ah shit

i just ordered cable

how

don’t sak

magic c

yes

im ready to trim these damn hedges that are now overgrown

ok

.

 

magic c

yes

why does it echo like thunder

that s thor

ah

hes great

he keeps poing me

get out

trim hedges

ok

 

hey thor

yo

jpay you extra to trim these damn hegeds

ok

 

how bigs thor

8

whow wide

tom cruise

ah

 

magic c

yes

used condom still here

 

break

 

like zelda

yes

me too

ok

wonder if she have own magic c

probably less hedges

maybe

we should check

ok

read to start new expedition

you lead the way and i cut hedges as we go

ok

 

magic

d

whos that

you

say his name please

mike

yo

whats the d

dildo for you for now

ok

a

 

yo

what

what are you doing right now

laughing

what are hedges

this is god

lol

lying

 

this is god

not lying

what are hedges

you made them

not you

oh

steph

magic c

yes

what are hedges

pubic har

why did i give you pubic hair

why

so you had to keep those damn hedges trimmed

lol

 

run out

give me twnen

ok

maybe 20

maybe 3o

wait

hm

ok

 

.

 

keep up

ok

.

magic c

yes

hedges are now trimmed

yes

still cant find entrance

thatw was jesus

lol

 

i still cant find way out

may turn into skeleton

lol

 

ever make a porno

yes

you direct

star

you should direc next

maybe

ever write

a script

no

ok

 

ever edit

no

 

ok

 

magic c

yes

where did mike go

ancient elder now

starting to turn to skeletor

ok

 

found secret map tho

yes

kinda sucks. only one way

ok

why here

idk

who put there

idk

ok

 

found a bani

yes

who work here

idk

former hedge trimmer

ok

 

ancient d

yo

where are you

trim the hedges and find out

ok

still migght not find

ok

find secret map

ok

hm

magic d

yo

where ya at

under talbe

ok

 

did you find me

no

keep reaching

ok

stop at the base

ok

grip the middle

ok

and only down strokes witha hint of saliva

ok

and u=cp the balls

ok

and while youre at it time some of these hedges

ok

 

why do hedges always gro

idk

to keep magic razor alive

ok

who pulled magic razor out of stone

who

magic d

ok

 

magic d

you mean anceint elder d

ok

ancient elder d

yes

trim these hedges please

must upgrade to electric first

ok

 

ancient elder d

yes

are your hedges trimmed

that was quick

yes

might take a couple of years

ok

 

ancient elder d

yes wise one

howd you know

you are

i am

 

magic c

yes wise one

howd you know

you are

he is

i am

 

magic c

yes

i am

bith

 

ok

 

magic c

why are hedges stll growing

idk

didnt you pay for groomsman

what

i mean gatekeeper

what

just invest in electric and skip the middle person

 

ok

 

magic c

yes

im still lost in jeree

ok

helloooo hellooo

ehco

 

magic c

yes

its geting cold now

ok

 

magic c

yes

why does c keeps trapping dinsider her

idk

because dis a pussy

ah

would help if gate was a little wider to find way out

ok

 

magic c

read the damn words

and trim some more hedgew

they never stop growing

 

magic d

you mean anceint elder d

yes

yes

why did you stop me from tryping

too ffast for own good

ah

slow down

hm

ok

 

magic c

yes

how many pushes until im out

4

what if it takes 5

then take 5

and if it takes 6

then it takes 6

ok

 

magic d

you mean acd

yes

yes

why do you call yourself ancient elder d

it is what i am

lol

 

magic c 2

ah

im here to help with these dhedges

ok

lie fat and i shall begin

ok

 

ancient elder d

ah her i am

ok

 

ancient elder d

yes

why do you still go by ancient elder d

just to see you type it all out

ok

quite a handful wiuldn’t you say

not really

include the balls and it might

maybe

trim the hedges and it disappear

give in

 

ancient elder d

yes mistress

why did you trim so close to the base

hm

why

forgot to pay the pro

ok

 

ancient elder d

yes  honey

why did you trim so close to base

just to read you ask

ok

 

ancient elder d

you know already

just to hear you type my name again

 

acd

yo

how did you beomce ancient

hm

how

i just started calling myself it and it stuck

ok

 

acient elder d

yes

why are you ancient

asian secret

ok

 

acinet elder d

yes honey

why did you trim bushes so close to base

just to make sure i could se tip this time

ok

 

ancient elder d

yes dude

why did

ah fuck it

im going lazer next time

 

ancient elder d

yes honey

give in

 

hidden c

yes dear

show me where your at

describe to me your location

somewhere above the rainbow

where theres a pot of gold

and a gremlin

hm

 

hidden c

yes

your hoods sagging a bit

ok

 

anceint elder d

yes honey

where did you go this year

decided to hibernate for the winter

ok

 

stop

love’

ok

make d grow

al

ok

lol

 

hands

right

left

stop feeling so numb

how

would like to know

more coffee

ok

 

i think you might go

that s cool i like sleep

ok

could be bad tho

yeah

not sure why

yeah

no purpse

there is

dont know it

tell you

 

when you go

other people leave

why there in the first place

because peple bad

foolish liberal logic

 

where people bad go

where they come from

past

fix present then

ok

 

at least i try

i dont punish

how

treat nice in first place and remove judgement

how

open heart

how

same way open entrance magic c

ok

 

how

tell you

love

how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsxtImDVMig

 

old

so

magic c

yes

how did you get here

good question

how do i get out

good question

this map sucks

lol

 

magic c

yes

why did you doubt ancient elder d

because of title

but title appropriate

why

you ask too much

ok

 

magic c

yes

did yo\

 

magic c

yes

im still stuck in cavorn b

what

found two doors at entrance

really

did nt fell me go in

no

wow

lol

 

magic b

yes

just checking

 

ok

 

magic c

yes

how did you get here

took a wrong turn at alberqueque

ok

 

magic c

yes

what did your c say to your b

what

wipe down not up

lol

 

magic c

yes honey

how did map get in here

idk

but why

idk

ok

 

magic d

whose that

ancient elder d

yes honey

why that title

probaly wanted to sound ancient and elder

ok

 

got any feraggamos to sell

yes

coo coo

kiss kiss

 

magic c

yes

got any cobwebs to clean

yea

ok i could use a new adventure

ok

 

how many feraggammos you own

48

ah

 

magic d

whose that

ancient elder d

you

i think stole soemones tiles

maybe

he didn’t seem to mind

scroll uo

no thanks

what yous go down theres no getting back to the top

why

hm

 

magic c

yes

why are you hedges still growing

because

hire a damn groundskeeper

 

ok

 

ancient elder d

yo

how did you get your title

it just stuck

ok

 

ancient elder d

yes

why did you grow so big

must be the wather or something

ok

 

magic c

yes

still lost just looking for a new tounnel

ok

mind if i dig thru some of these walls

yes

too late

ok

 

magic c

yes

who is the most ancient elder c of all

your mmomma

ok

 

what

lol

 

ever taken a photography class

no

hm

these dslrs tend to get confusin

just use a

thats my girl

 

magoc c 2

not here

 

magic c 2

yes dear

grow some more hedges and youll have me for life

lol

hm

 

magic c 2

yes dear

how do you grow you hedges

plant a garden

hm

 

save these books for a better use

 

magic c 2

yes hear

how did i get so big

hm

 

magic c 2

yes dear

why did i streatch so wide

hm

 

magic c 2

yes

give in

give in

 

magic c

yes honey

this map still sucks

ok

 

end

magic c 2

yes dear

who is this one

magic c 2

who

mc2

ok

 

who is mc2

a hllow tube

ok

 

mc2

yo

why

backup

ok

 

mc2

you

why

chicken cross the road?

 

mc 2

you

why

 

yo

5 days huh

no

ok

 

when do you sleep

nver

you in bed

no

 

want to work on composition

sure

 

what are stephs rules for this

?

dont get caught

we fucked up

 

ok

good thing god is on our side

ok

 

hy does governement leave paper trails

why

to get caught

ok

 

how do you find out about a conspiracy

how

follow the money

 

why

legal

kids

ok

 

you ever kill someone

i once choked my bro because he wouldn’t help put up a washer machine

we can get pretty physical in our early adult years

ok

 

ever slapped a mna

no

ok

 

ever yellede at a child

yes

ok

 

why do we judge ourselves

because we can be better

why can’ we be percet outside of gate

because were imprerfect

foolish catholics

read jesus autobiography then course of miracles

 

no

hm

why do you believe in sin

because were imprefect

what is perfection

following rules

what rules

governement

always fail

ok

 

magic c

yes honey

still lost

ok

help me when you look for used condom

ok

 

why do governements have laws

why

to put down the masses

 

you sur

im willing to ride that arugement to the death

ok

 

you sure

ill always fight for principles even if im a loser

ok

 

where did governement get laws from

religion

are you a ajew then

ok

 

do you know every federal law

do you follow efvery tax code

do you know every state law

every local ordinance

and do you pay all your taxes

if all yes you are a liar

 

i do pay taxes

have swiss bank acount

yes

gotcha

ok

 

ever been to iceland

no

im thinking about travelling there during the next great winter

that could be our code

for what

when we need o get the uck out ouf heree

ok

 

magic c

yes

why are you always locking away ancient elder d

hm

hm

 

who came up with laws

jews

who owns the jews

god

 

who do you follow

magic c

god

are you a jew then

no

ok

 

why laws for jews

why laws for ohio

why laws for 2016 and 1948

do you want to keep up with liberal logic or move to classic liberalism

how

study economics a bit

how

libertarianism.org great podcast

ok

 

neoliberals still have place tho

how

still fight for undeerdogs

just misguide where to direct anger

ok

why do we create laws to fix briken laws

foolish government

if theyre gonna kill me theyre gonna kill me

 

why do you care so much

ive always been on losing end

not really

how you figure

you got scholarship

still in debt

20000

damn

yea

 

you want to contnue

no

magic c

yes

why did you create a map just to pay my damn taxes

well

why do i need to hire a accounant and lawyer just to get out of paying my damn taxes

who pays there taxes

poor people

well sometimes

no one really

but they do get fucked in states and local taxes and obamacare will cripple the west

how

hospitals new federal prisons

go to jail without judge and jury

check out thomas szasz he was a psychiatrist and came from a communist country (hungary). any rand also came from communism. they seem to know a little more about what theyre talking about than given credit for

.

break

point made

sure

wanna fuck

maybe

wanna compose

maybe

why is ther a damn map for your tunnel

lol

 

magic c 2

yes dear

why is taylor not writing for us

 

who pays there taxes

who

not mike medlen

damn straight

i don’t even keep receipts anymore

trump is kind of smart in that regard

just wait for the lawsyit and pay when youre sued

but fuck trump tho

 

lol

why did you support hillary

cause she is a liberal

what pllices did you like

abortion

abortion was ruled legal 40 years ago why still defending

preserve

foolish conserative logic

bam

 

pride

got me there

sin

man in sky says no

i still gloat tho

but was sitting on that rebuttal for a while

sorry

 

damn

why we argue

bc

you protest trump you at lesat fight

okay

 

magic c

yes

who wrote this damn map

idk

they should be sued

lol

 

ancient elder d

yes honey

who wrote your map

a foolish plumber

okay

 

why do you care about politics steph

because law matter

okay

why do you

i got fucked for no having heeath insurance

foolish medical system

drugs kill people

medicine help people

doctors don’t break bones to break bones

or says god to my mom

okay

 

hey steph

yes

you doing okay after our allnighter

yes

how do you like your coffee in the morning

black

me too

my right hand got an extra workout

ah

i think they want me to pull a trigger to a gun sometime isnt that nuts

hm

why do we have wars

bc

who has power

governements

why do we worship governements then

hm

 

hey steph

yes

where did you come up with magic c title

you

ah pretty funny right

yes

 

magic c

yes

i figured out problem! map upside down

okay

your heat humming

yes

hm

 

jesus seems like cool guy

he talk to me last night

we should pray every morning or when we feel like we need to then

maybe

okay

im glad to be alive today

me too

 

wheen were radio signals first discovered

30s

this is some old technology then

 

im scared

wanna pray with me

wy do you trust him

i see light in his ways even when they seem wrong

why tho

i can nly answer for my own narrative

which is

i have to take more time to think and answer that question

follow my blog and you might get better response

flawedmasterpieces.org

 

thanks

 

magic c

yes

yes

why are you a fminist

because im a woman

why are you a woman

because god made me that way

okay

what point

not sure

why tho

not sure all feminisis know why they are what they are

 

break

why are yu a feminist

i dated a fat guy once who wanted to fuck me every night

ah

 

why do some feminists not consider men possible of being a feminist but rather ally

not sure

why we have this stupid arugment

idk

hm

 

magic c

yes dear

still lost

why

map got soaked and ruined

damn

im never gtetting out of this bitch now

who are you

one lost puppy

thats mike

jno it isnt

reach inside and fine out

huh

magic c

yes

why is your tunnel so long

gie up

 

ancient elder d

helloo helloo

still lost

nah just brushing up the leftover cobwebs

huh

yes im a little lost

why

map got ruined

why yuo xo xobby

you

well thats why im lost in here then

ohhh

if only you had trimmed your hedges

why so obsessed with hedgees

want to make sure i go into right tunnel

hard to miss

so sure

what

hm

still wet

a little

thats why map no good

ancient elder d

hellooo heloooo

just go straight

ah i see the light at th end of tunne bu araid of getting snared in hedges

ill just trim them up already

ah im out

that was quick

wait pulling me back in

anceint elder d

yes honey

where you at

right in the entrance lips

ah

hm

ancient elder d

cant talk

why

dont touch me

why

 

you fiind out in 9 months

ah

 

poor map

why

that things is never drying

why

i dootoo good of ojob

ah

so sure

hm

 

magic c 2

yes honey

why there map for mine

lol there never was one

huh

i just wanted to stay ther for alittle longer

prick

 

magic c 2

yes honey

why you so short

im a special snowflake

huh

follow the rainow

huh

an angel get a wing wheneer a xmas bell rings

huh

what were you asking

nevermind

you find your answer then

huh

find my map

no

keeep looking

helloo hellooo

ahgo further in and you shall find your answer that you sekek

hm

while you lost i  trim my hedges and get a wasx

okay

hm

who is magic c 2

a fairy who never existed

oh

still lost

never weent iin

then i guess i no longer need to exist

 

okay

 

magic c 2

office close

huh

shut down for business

huh

for rent

huh

in trash

ah

lol

 

magic c

yes

yur hedges will be pretty long by net year

yes they will

we should take picture then

hm

 

ancient elder d

not ready yet

wake up

ahhhh okay

when we take pic

hm

when do you want to

when can i

when you can point out my tip

already done

hm

 

ancient elder d

yes honey

why do you call me honey

bc john lennon called me honey

honeydew

honeydew

 

john lennong was new agist

spiritualist

point taken

 

all we need is love huh

love the one youre with

wrong

you a loyal dog

i stray once in a while

hm

what do you do if dog is stray

let her follow her own heart and find her own master

hm

what do you do if dog is too loyal

stick with him

hm

 

magic c 2

resold

huh

.

 

magic c 2

hey we reopened

why are you so small

ask amazon that one

ah

i feel no shame

its pretty great if you ask me

me too

 

magic c 2

magic c

yes

arre you ready for new expedition

not right now

then i shall keep trimming your hedges

 

get off my lawn

fair enough

how can you let a dog go its own way

take off its collar and trust it to find its way home

 

i need to check on my dog

 

anceinet elder d

yes honey

why you acting

electric nerve endings controlled by technology

how do you know

same way i know god exist

logic and reason

 

this might be our neverending story

no shit

never sell it for profit

never keep it for secret

why

art should be free to everyone

not art

how do you define art?

give me time to answer

okay

art is everything

i agree

even sports right?

maybe

what do you think of gymnastics?

yes

boxxing

okay

art is everything then

sports are performance art

therefore video games are experience art

or should we call empathy art

hm

all art should be about empathy but i like the name

you decid

eperience art

hm

why hm

well empathy art could be cool as well, we shold let the world decide this one on their own imo

we did coin two new phrases tho

 

why do you not lke how you look now

just not used to it

and

might look like skin head

whats wrong wth skin heads

just don’t want to be confused with belonging to their group when i dont

good question tho

how do you know who i am

well…lets go back to the beginning

 

stop for now

 

good morning

good morning right arm okay

acting fu nny but not sure

its fine now

so im going to pray to god again

 

how you feeling stephanie

good

get any rest

yes

do arms sometimes routinely shake

yes

okay then i shall be fine today

no blowjobs

i heard that from somerhwer

you okay

a litle delusional. hearing ghosts and shits

 

what did you have for breakfast

ham and eggs

how dd yo like your eggs cooke

sunny side up

i almost chocked on bread

crazy

what meds you take for sleep

nothing

meneither

fuck doctors

fuck surgeons

fuck medicare

fuck medicare

 

whats the farthers you ever walked in high heels

maybe 3 miles

thats cool

ever get shakey arm syndrome

all the time

i think i might chop mine off

you should

hm

awesome

 

ever get hysteria

all the time

jump in a saunsa and cool off

 

ever punched someone before

never

you were a good girl

lol

 

there were a lot of fights in my elementary days

my brother was more of a brawler tho

i mostly stood out of the way

 

how many times have you been jumped

3 actual 4-5 counting being threatened

still love the east side tho

 

just dont call my town a ghetoo and i wont write ascathing fb post abotu you

why do we care about this shit so much

well i lost 9 months of my life to a fake prision

lost a teaching carreer, 2 nursing careers, and a buinsess

also destroyed a relationship with my father

now i’m financially dependent on my brother for money

stuck living with my mother who cant wipe her own ass at times

idk, i care about people too. especially black people

 

and women

 

catholics love authority

figures

same difference except the figure are pedophiles and murderes

we had a priest in toledo convniceted of mjrder

why do you hate organized religion

i dont’… i hate people who can’t oby one fucking commanment and not be snobs about it

jesus no 2

do you hate religoin

no it has its place and has done wonders for the world. it also institued mass carceration and gives victims an excuse to pursue blind justice

how do we convert victims and criminals

be the change we seek in the world

sit on busses

in restaruants

hold hands with black people

protest trump after he wins an election

you really like me

well you seem kinda cool

yur magic c is pretty long tho

shut up

how do you shut up when you write something

stop writing

oay

.

 

want to save the world

use this technology for free head messages

 

guide a lost child out of the woods

 

cure parksons

also stuttering

 

stop pandering to drug reps

and using faulty science without backed up research

and get a fucking command prompt for this doc

 

how we do that

magic c

yes

put a border around your entrance and we have a command prompt

its called my maze

anddown the rabbit hole i go

 

trim your hedges yet

no

him sure its a forest and not a maze then

your parkisons getting a good workout

lol

wonderr how many cals i burn doing that

 

ever date a russion dude

npo why

hm

are you a careerist or artist

both

then whats your career

music

focus on movies more then

why do you say that

idk i think i know everything

you do

clearly i dont since i cant cure parkinsons

true dat

thats culture approriations

stop writing

okay

.

 

whats your favorite dr seuss story

the one about green eggs and ham

hm

 

yours

the one about nuclear bombs

hm

 

how do you make green eggs and ham

how

invest in some good food dye

hm

 

we should invent a dance called frankenstein arm

 

dsalready ben done

 

parkinsons shake?

 

been done

 

hm…

 

nipple twist

 

been d

 

hm…

dimes

i meant the tipss

.4 inch

you were meant to feed the world then

 

ever walk around a dangerous city at night

with a guardian dude

 

nope

 

you game

 

nope

 

oh

 

maybe in toledo we could

you should walk to maumee bay with me…very spiritual

 

11 miles

 

oregon is peaceful

also flat

no traffic

 

cops don’t stop you unless ur black or weawr hoodies

 

stop it

 

why

 

the arm

 

frankenstein had a mind of its own honey

 

wanna see a silent film with me sometime in the future

 

not much of a silent film gal

 

hm

 

like tofu

 

nope

 

magic c

 

yes dear

 

i forgot my question

 

why

well if your so long where does this tunnel end

 

my cervix

 

wanna do a science experiment

 

maybe

 

can i poke lady gagas cervic with a 5.5 in penis

 

maybe

 

eh been done

 

oh

 

hm

 

so

 

what yours prefeerred size

index finger

5.5 in

 

hm

 

ever had a holy dick do a miracle

 

whats that

come to my place and find out

 

why not

well i furst have to find a cure for frankestein arm. i think its masturbation

 

try it

idk, might hurt it

 

cnt take a beating

well it can take a ride or two but its the twisting of the wrist that worriesz me

 

dont do it

sound advice

ever tried to get off with franiestein arm

 

nope

dont do it

sound advice

 

polly wants a cracker

think i should get off fher first

 

hm

 

hm

 

can you handle a cigar after dinner

 

sure

hm

 

can you handle a [let me think on this one]

im game

how can you be game when i havent finishmed my thought

hm

magic c

yes

what is this magic hood you wear

stop it

 

okay

 

ever read old man and the sea

nope

you sound like the old man at times

how so

magic c

yes

how do youread a map

look at the keys and find the dots

well the words are the key and the dots are theink and if ucked this metaphor up y

 

got it

read the damn book

well i could tell you about it

okay

you got it

huh

want to read it

no

then you got it

okay

.

 

what

huh

why is this book so important.

a book replies in one word responses and so does the old man.

 

a boy*

 

well

like baseball

no

hm

 

you arent impressed

nope

nope

then i think frankkstein arm is getting cured

ah i c

 

what country first diagnosed bipolar disorder

greece

yes wise one

and so

well do you want to hear a story

yes

well i put myself in a box with this one, so ill just give you the facts. greeeks treted mania and melonchooly with lithium bath salts and now we digest them

 

no shit

hm

whydoes this matter

ah socratic mehtod

ah intelligent mind

hm

hm

you master mimic technique very well magic c

you master mimic technique very well ancient elder d

can you learn autistic style

nope

then you have much more to go magic c and when you find your donkey you will be wise b

maybe later

just dont get the map wet

hm

 

what the fuck did you just say

maps are meant to be dry

well then dont precum so much

hm

 

precum is gods lubricant better than spit so i shall provide gods lubricant

girls can cum too

do yo have evidence

maybe

hm

 

magic c

yes honey

was it my precum or your girl cum that got the ancient map wet

stop

 

go

green light

red light

don’t break that law

stop

 

go

gren light

sorry about typing so fast…frankestein arm has gotten me prety warmed up

 

what is frankenstein arm

a new disease

how do we cure it

create a new medicine and make a billion dollars

 

old law

meant to be explained and updated

sure

i dont worry about ancient laws when i have no faith in medicine

hm

 

do you care about people

i wouldnt talk to u if idid

hm

how do you care about people

listen to their words and don’t beat around the bush when i respond

okay

autistic mehtod best method

stop

 

what is autistic method

answer a question

have you read old man and the sea

no

then you are well on your way magic c

thats wrong

how so

do you know what autism is from a pathological standpoint

sorry

for what

calling you autistic

thats a compliment of the highest order

but thank you for being honest and open about something i didnt know about

so can you master drunken method

ouch

wasn’t mean as an insult but mistake taken and noted sorry

 

so when did you call me autistic…im really curious

4 years ago

what gave it away

you speaech patterns

how do you speek to adults

like a robot

then autistic speech method now best method of speaking

dont fuck with ancient wisdom magic c and ill get out of your long ass tunnel

why does being autistic an insult

forrest gump

so why did you judge me

not sure

then i apolgoize for calling you a bitch and jduging your music early one in your carreer

why do we do this to ourselves

were stupid americans

can you speak stupid american style

yes

than you are also a deceiver magic c

how so

ah dont trap me in you magic web

magic c

yes

.

 

what

magic c

yes

.

 

what

magic c can you now see me and read me or am i only a speech pattern to you

dont apolgoize

 

magic c

yes dear

i apolgoze for getting your map wet when the damn thing was imaginariy the whole time

huh

we need some sleep

maybe

hm

 

his feeling arent hurt

why not

why should they be

autistic learnsers are best leaners

shut up

hm

 

goodbye

 

magic c

yesh mich

how did you know where to find us

i missed you guys

magic c

what is this evil place we are in

this is evil dungeon singing room

where everyone learns the truth about disorders

 

stephanie

im sorry about fuking this lesson up

i just wanted to make sure james knew why games are such a bad thing to do

 

michael

oo

their fucking with us now

 

stephanie:

do the frankstein twist

 

magic c

yes dear

why did you think i had autism

because i was told autism is bad

 

ancient elder d

yes honey

why did the world think american stupid was bad

because they were told american stupid is bad

 

stephanie

im so sorry guys i fucking callled you guys austitic

you guys are military learners

who speak in plain speaking tstyles

kind of like korean

 

its okay stephanie

im sorry i callled you a stupid american

especially when i can come across as a stupid american

 

and james

life goes on

uncle mike will survive his horror stories

especially the one with the chainsaw across his brain

because he found out it was just an agency cutting across chickens brains

 

and yes motherfuckers

god is real

because his kingdom is here on earth

and its here now

 

stephanie

its okay

my life ain’t bad

you want to see my cv again

????

and my blog with over 100 posts on it

and my youtube channel

you lost out on a guy didn’t you

 

yes i did

 

wwhat was his name

taylor

go for him then

i cant

what happened between you two

he cheated on me

that sucks

why do celebritiesw feel the need to fuck everything that walks

sorry if that offends you

 

forget james in the moment

stephanie

my life is okay

the torment is over

the swinging arm disease is ended

we call it frankenstein arm

and i cured myself thru masterbating

but now there is a new disease

which is overmasterbating to the point where i cant get off without a very tight vagina

one that can do kiegels

and thats where you come in

you must do kiegels every day at 4 am and 10 am 12 pm and 8pm for an hour to tighten that loose chamber

and remember every time you shit squeeze that mutherfucker out so that the vagina gets extra strong so ic an enjoy sexual time with your magnificient chamber

 

now mike just cured swinging arm disease better known as franstein arm by masterbating and bending his dick

 

sut

shut up

 

magic c

what has happened to the tunnel. our walls are closing in and the entrance is becoming smaller and smaler. im starting to feel lost again

 

ancient elder d

ah shit i might get trapped in this hallway of loose organ tissue. quick everyone to the entrance

 

stephanie

i guarantee your vagina is nice and fits my penis okay

but if not ill use taylor as extra bunny for kids

and if all else fails

i will do penis workout and get my unit nice and thick and have a popping vein the size of taylors bicep vein

and we shall alll be okay

and if all else fails

my dick can easily slide into a butthole male or female

so stop worrying

and james

quit spying on our lives

and lil james quit travelling thru extra dimensions and time warp and ships

and james sr i love you and i still will talk to you but i must begin new journey to mystical land known as LA

 

shakespeare:

wooo woo woo

you shall be heading to mystical land known as as NYC

 

taylor

and is shall be your guiding light to this magical kingdom where your pulsing vibrating penish shall conquer all of us and unite us at the table of round maidens

 

michael

your dick is fine

its just a little short

and can’t pierce that high walled cervix  that tops off stephanie’s magic cchamber

 

ancient elder d

wait guys hellooooo hellloooo……

 

[stephanie spends the next two years doing ikiegel exercises and taking monumontous dumps and improves that vagina to queen status so that when michael repierces that magnificent flower he tears a stitching out and even finds a way to recover ancient elder dick.]

 

and so the journey continues…

 

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