I took her for a ride through the dark quiet,
As the red lights blurred in the rearview,
And wasn’t long before a popo flashed his bright light;
Now 98 bucks short and a hole burned in my pocket,
Plus a warrant for my arrest for no proof of insurance.
Made an appearance at the party and played a game of flip cup,
Then took her to the bedroom where I pulled out too soon.
She didn’t believe that I could kiss and tell,
But the friend in the bed was pleased to know.
We woke up with beer on our breath and shirts,
And a headache to remind us of our deed.
And so I left her there,
There blanketed in the morning cum.
And as for the girl, I…
I shall never know.