I took her for a ride through the dark quiet,
As the red lights blurred in the rearview,
And wasn’t long before a popo came to
Flash his bright light in my eye.
98 bucks and a hole burned in my pocket,
Plus a warrant for my arrest for no proof of insurance.
Made an appearance at the party and played a game of flip cup,
Then took her to the bedroom
Where I pulled out too soon.
Because she didn’t believe me that I could kiss and tell,
But the friend in the bed wasn’t pleased to know,
Now I’m crawlin’ out the window with no clothes.
I grabbed her foot as she started to slip,
Her weight all mine as we fell with slow-motion
Riding an elevator of air to the first floor.
I took her there, bare that night,
Hidden in the tall wet grass,
Now she’s got green stains all over her ass.
We woke up with beer on our breath,
And a headache to remind us of our deed.
And so I left her there,
There blanketed in the morning dew–
And I never shed a tear…